1. magnificenthoofbeasts:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hannanigans:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I tried so hard not to reblog

^ don’t lie to me

Every single fucking time this comes onto my dash I laugh like a fucking maniac.

    magnificenthoofbeasts:

    purple-monkey-dish-washer:

    hannanigans:

    aaamaaazooon:

    LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

    WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

    I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

    FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

    image

    THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

    image

    rub me on your body

    ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

    image

    IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

    I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

    image

    i’m so fucked up

    AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

    I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

    IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

    0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

    I tried so hard not to reblog

    ^ don’t lie to me

    Every single fucking time this comes onto my dash I laugh like a fucking maniac.

    Reblogged from: awesomemusicaloftheday
  2. alimarko:

comfortspringstation:

Blow your MIND” Tomato Basil Pasta! - No Straining, just Stirring Throw it all in the pot, INCLUDING the uncooked Pasta, and cook! - Bring it to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. The starch leaches out of the pasta and makes a rich, warm sauce for the noodles. The other ingredients cook right along with the pasta Ingredients: 12 ounces pasta (Shown  Linguine) 1 can (15 ounces) diced tomatoes with liquid ( I used zesty red pepper flavor) 1 large sweet onion, cut in julienne strips 4 cloves garlic, thinly sliced 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes 2 teaspoons dried oregano leaves 2 large sprigs basil, chopped 4 1/2 cups vegetable broth (regular broth and NOT low sodium) 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil Directions: Place pasta, tomatoes, onion, garlic, basil, in a large stock pot. Pour in vegetable broth. Sprinkle on top the pepper flakes and oregano. Drizzle top with oil. Cover pot and bring to a boil. Reduce to a low simmer and keep covered and cook for about 10 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes or so. Cook until almost all liquid has evaporated – I left about an inch of liquid in the bottom of the pot – but you can reduce as desired . Season to taste with salt and pepper , stirring pasta several times to distribute the liquid in the bottom of the pot. 


Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=596567610375551&set=a.577027822329530.1073741826.100000669513646&type=1&theater

Now that I have access to the freshest ingredients ever, uh
hell yeah I’m gonna make this <3


UPDATE: I made this for my roommate and I tonight
and goddamn, it’s fucking amazing, would recommend
And if you’re going to use canned tomatoes, I’d use either the largest can you can find, or two smaller ones. Ugh, leftovers for dayyyyys <3

    alimarko:

    comfortspringstation:

    Blow your MIND” Tomato Basil Pasta! - No Straining, just Stirring
    Throw it all in the pot, INCLUDING the uncooked Pasta, and cook! - Bring it to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. The starch leaches out of the pasta and makes a rich, warm sauce for the noodles. The other ingredients cook right along with the pasta

    Ingredients:
    12 ounces pasta (Shown  Linguine)
    1 can (15 ounces) diced tomatoes with liquid ( I used zesty red pepper flavor)
    1 large sweet onion, cut in julienne strips
    4 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
    1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
    2 teaspoons dried oregano leaves
    2 large sprigs basil, chopped
    4 1/2 cups vegetable broth (regular broth and NOT low sodium)
    2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil


    Directions:
    Place pasta, tomatoes, onion, garlic, basil, in a large stock pot. Pour in vegetable broth. Sprinkle on top the pepper flakes and oregano. Drizzle top with oil.
    Cover pot and bring to a boil. Reduce to a low simmer and keep covered and cook for about 10 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes or so. Cook until almost all liquid has evaporated – I left about an inch of liquid in the bottom of the pot – but you can reduce as desired .
    Season to taste with salt and pepper , stirring pasta several times to distribute the liquid in the bottom of the pot. 

    Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=596567610375551&set=a.577027822329530.1073741826.100000669513646&type=1&theater

    Now that I have access to the freshest ingredients ever, uh

    hell yeah I’m gonna make this <3

    UPDATE: I made this for my roommate and I tonight

    and goddamn, it’s fucking amazing, would recommend

    And if you’re going to use canned tomatoes, I’d use either the largest can you can find, or two smaller ones. Ugh, leftovers for dayyyyys <3

    Reblogged from: m-night-chaka-khan
  3. milkteasympathy:

    CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

    Reblogged from: fromcarouseltohair
  4. bethmai:

    go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A

    Reblogged from: fromcarouseltohair
  5. quitetheunderstatement:

    beautyintheinnocent:

    rachel-actually:

    violent-buddhist:

    Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

    Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

    Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

    Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”

    The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.

    The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly

    my muscles stopped functioning 

    my whole body just went numb and my eyes closed. 

    I have to reblog this. I HAVE TO.

    Reblogged from: queenlovett
  6. carrielikethemovie:

thisisrapeculture:

takealookatyourlife:

skeptikhaleesi:

nikkiohhhh:

hai-zo-nut:

full-commujism:

duchampswag:

full-commujism:

OVER 40,000 LIKES
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fucking piss hell shit world

i have also just found out that a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD is on this page and she has been named, fuck this

This is fucked up

And they are allowing this to stay up? Seriously what the fuck

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?  Report this shit.  Facebook can’t ignore us forever.People get their posts pulled for naming and shaming rapists, but this is just good fun?  Fuck the world.



Facebook still showing it’s true colors. Racist, sexist, rape-promomoting.
Please boost and report. 

This is disgusting.

    carrielikethemovie:

    thisisrapeculture:

    takealookatyourlife:

    skeptikhaleesi:

    nikkiohhhh:

    hai-zo-nut:

    full-commujism:

    duchampswag:

    full-commujism:

    OVER 40,000 LIKES

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    fucking piss hell shit world

    i have also just found out that a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD is on this page and she has been named, fuck this

    This is fucked up

    And they are allowing this to stay up? Seriously what the fuck

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?  Report this shit.  Facebook can’t ignore us forever.

    People get their posts pulled for naming and shaming rapists, but this is just good fun?  Fuck the world.

    Facebook still showing it’s true colors. Racist, sexist, rape-promomoting.

    Please boost and report. 

    This is disgusting.

    Reblogged from: queenlovett
  7. arealhorrorshowsinny:

    Apparently because I’m supposed to have good taste in movies or something. I don’t necessarily believe that because I can find good in almost every movie I see, but yeah, here’s a masterpost of movies you should watch because they’re all pretty good, if not great.

    Bold ones are highly recommended; bold and italics mean we might have a problem if you don’t watch this movie.

    Horror:
    Movies designed to frighten or disturb the viewer, with more gore than thrillers.

    28 Days Later
    The Cabin in the Woods
    The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
    The Exorcist
    Halloween (1978)
    Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens
    The Omen (1976)
    Saw

    Thriller/Psychological Horror:
    Films that primarily use suspense, tension and excitement to elicit a reaction in the viewer. Often overlaps with horror, but with less gore.

    A Clockwork Orange
    Donnie Darko
    Inception
    Memento
    The Prestige
    Psycho
    Red Dragon
    Rosemary’s Baby
    Shutter Island
    The Silence of the Lambs
    The Sixth Sense

    Found Footage:
    A very specific type of filmmaking, used most commonly in horror, in which the film is presented as if the events on tape “actually happened” and were discovered on tapes or in files left behind by missing or dead protagonists.

    The Blair Witch Project
    Cloverfield
    Home Movie

    Drama:
    Films that focus mostly on in-depth character development as opposed to elaborate action sequences or shocking viewers. These films are often nominated for Academy Awards.

    All the President’s Men
    Casablanca
    Citizen Kane
    The Godfather
    Taxi Driver

    Action:
    Movies that put the heroes in situations where they face incredible odds and must physically fight their way out. Lots of explosions. Lots.

    The Boondock Saints
    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Looper
    Push
    Star Trek (2009)
    Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
    Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
    Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

    Comic Book Movies:
    Movies based, however loosely, on characters originating in comic books and graphic novels.

    The Avengers
    Batman (1989)
    Batman Begins
    The Dark Knight
    The Dark Knight Rises
    Captain America: The First Avenger
    Iron Man
    Iron Man 2
    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
    Thor
    V for Vendetta
    Watchmen
    X-Men
    X2
    X-Men: The Last Stand
    X-Men: First Class

    Comedy:
    Films designed to elicit laughter from the audience. The main emphasis is, obviously, on humor.

    Back to the Future
    The Breakfast Club
    City Lights
    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
    Ghostbusters
    Mean Girls
    Men in Black
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Pitch Perfect
    The Princess Bride
    Shaun of the Dead

    Animated Movies:
    Exactly what it says on the tin.

    Batman: Under the Red Hood
    Chicken Run
    Coraline
    Corpse Bride
    The Emperor’s New Groove
    Finding Nemo
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame
    The Incredibles
    Monsters, Inc.
    ParaNorman
    The Prince of Egypt
    Rise of the Guardians
    Tangled
    Toy Story
    Toy Story 2
    Toy Story 3
    Treasure Planet
    Up

    Musicals:
    Movies marked by their usage of songs sung by the characters and woven into the narrative.

    Across the Universe
    Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
    Grease
    Moulin Rouge!
    The Producers (2005)
    Repo! The Genetic Opera
    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    The Filmography of Quentin Tarantino:
    Tarantino films are a genre to themselves. They’re even better if you watch them in the order they came out. (I will go ahead and say that I haven’t seen either Kill Bill movie yet, but if they’re like his other movies, they are fantastic.) This list does not include Jackie Brown or Grindhouse, due to those not being solely Tarantino.

    Reservoir Dogs
    Pulp Fiction

    Kill Bill: Volume 1
    Kill Bill: Volume 2
    Inglourious Basterds
    Django Unchained

    So Bad They’re Good:
    Just trust me. I haven’t seen all of these, either, but my friends and family swear by them.

    Birdemic: Shock and Terror
    Chupacabra vs. the Alamo
    Manos: The Hands of Fate
    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    The Room
    Stonehenge Apocalypse

    Other:
    Movies I’ve missed in other categories.

    Bicycle Thieves (Ladri di biciclette)
    Edward Scissorhands
    The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
    Labyrinth
    Nowhere in Africa (Nirgwendo in Afrika)
    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

    Let me know if a link is broken, and tell me what you think of the movies if you watch any of them!

    Reblogged from: queenlovett
  8. killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

    nanibgal:

    howardhill101:

    amymexy:

    mr-egbutt:

    ascenti:

    totallyfubar:

    paragonpostcards:

    helioscentrifuge:

    Sorry not sorry.

    The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

    image

    *Phone rings*

    image

    THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

    image

    I’M ON MY WAY.

    *Banana Rings*

    Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

    SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

    3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

    Hello?

    Patriarchy WHAT?!

    AW HELL NO

    I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

    Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

    Meanwhile In England……


    "Jolly great bit of Tea"

    -Phone Rings- 

    "THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

    "Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

    "It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

    "It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

    "All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

    "TALLY-HO!!!!!"

    I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

    wish I was this cool

    MEN OF TUMBLR I SALUTE YOU

    Reblogged from: batmansymbol
  9. angelarzxu:

pleasantly-stranger:

lupinswilly:

neonninjahair:

hayaustin:

The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

omfg asdfghjkl

Found a better one.  

PRINCESS KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.

I’d work at Disneyland just for this

    angelarzxu:

    pleasantly-stranger:

    lupinswilly:

    neonninjahair:

    hayaustin:

    The greatest of the Disney pictures. I dare you to find a better one.

    omfg asdfghjkl

    Found a better one. 
    image 

    PRINCESS KUZCO DON’T KNEEL FOR NOBODY.

    I’d work at Disneyland just for this

    Reblogged from: fromcarouseltohair
  10. falling-deeperinlove:

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    Reblogged from: genius2mania
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